Top three reasons why I wish I was a guy:

starkspangledhomosexuals:

kibichu-hiddles:

make-me-lmfao:

positivevibez:

  • I don’t have to give birth to a watermelon and break my motherfucking vagina
  • I don’t have to get punched in the uterus every fucking month and want to kill over
  • I don’t have to shave basically every fucking inch on my body

plus: 

  • I want to know what a boner feels like. 

plus:

  • I want to pee drawings on ice and such.

plus:

  • I want to have sex with hot gay men
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